lonely planet

lit af

she was gettin it

This isn't real. You can't just put fake stuff on the internet. I am so upset, because I want this to be real so bad

It can be real if you believe and/or help me break into the louvre

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

good morninge !

it is time to get up and get busé with the day !

What are your plans for today, cat?

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

?

Whats not clicking

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue