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Westworld did this as well. Storytelling is dead!

Nobody in marvel projects can tell stories all they know is sassy one liner, easily removable frame of gay, character reveal for movie a decade out, racism, and lie.

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

This is my favourite VR video ever. 😂

in love with whipser funny moments

me and the homies once we all get vaccinated for covid

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

I do think it’s kinda funny how Weiss is like, a public figure in the world outside of combat. she’s performed in venues and is famous for her singing, not to mention her father’s an even more famous monopolist billionaire. like imagine you’re under attack by nightmare monsters and the person who saves you is Paris Hilton, that’s gotta be wild, right?

I went to the Korean consulate with my mom and brother today and my stupid ass was so used to speaking Korean to hide what I'm saying that I was like "What if we stole that computer in the hallway" in Korean to my family in a government building filled with Koreans

the dawning realization of this gif set is so chilling

When I read Hiroshima I felt like I knew where this was going, but the last gif still made my heart stop for just a moment