the world needs an arolution

[ID: The caption “Me: *feels romantic attraction for the first time in several years” followed by the meme of Filthy Frank making a contorted frightened expression and holding a pan with the caption “*confused screaming*”. END ID]

me when someone tries to flirt with me

Amatonormativity

sexual tension is out, platonic tension is in. I need enemies who have fought each other so many times that they've developed a mutual fondness, realized they have a lot in common, and have to stop themselves from slipping into friendly conversation when they're supposed to be kicking each other's asses.

Aros be googling like: How to express affection towards people without them or society at large assuming I’m hitting on them please I’m so tired send help

Being alloaro is like I don’t want a relationship I want a homoerotic rivalry

i like my coffee how i like my coffee—i like my coffee :- )

as someone who experiences romantic attraction, I can confirm, romantic attraction is a felony