Back in the 90s, I was in a very famous TV show.

@arohk

THIS ART. I love it!

Okay but the whole Sarah Lynn thing tore me a new hole in my heart. I just had to say that somewhere other than my personal blog.

In journalism school, you’re taught to look at a whole layout, to see how everything does or does not work together. Here are some reasons why they teach you that.

Okay, but ar least that last one is 1000% intentional.

This stuff always keeps me laughing.

@akiralios ME.

Anyone want a cute puppy video? My dog Nero has you covered.

@arohk nostalgia?

Yes. Old days were good days. ;;

Brought home my puppy a little while ago and this is another awesome picture! Just thought I would give an update since I am busy pretty much every second of the day now, haha. He’s adorable and so well behaved and I love him. Come check out the new pictures if that’s your thing!

Okay but I legit screamed when I started reading it. Just saying. HOW DARE THEY DO THIS TO ME. I’M STILL NOT OVER IT. Playing with my emotions like this.

@akiralios

How badly I need this, I always want to throw them across the room.

I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.

I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”

when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”

One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”

Yesterday I went to Wendy’s and the girl said “Welcome to McDonalds” and then just sighed

Somebody in the elevator asked me what floor I lived on, and I answered “please open your books to page eight”, and we just kind of stared at each other, blinking.

one time, since I used to work as a daycare teacher with preschoolers, i was on my college campus in my gym, and someone was running in the weight room and tripped over a machine and fell, and instead of offering to help, I just stared and said, “This is why we use our walking feet.” we both sat there for a while until the guy nodded and said, “yeah, okay, i should’ve done that.”

I work in an office and send tens of emails to customers every day. Once my mum asked me to send her a train ticket I had bought for her. I emailed her “Hello mum, as agreed, please find attached the ticked you requested. Thanks, Alex”

i worked as a camp counselor, and i would have the kids tap somewhere on my legs if they needed something because im a pretty tall dude. today asked my cat if he needed something.

I have woken up in a cold sweat saying “is that for here or to go?”

Every time a friend thanks me, and I respond with “gladly” or “my pleasure”, I die completely 1000% inside

I work at a plasma donation center. When processing donors, we call them by name, they walk up to the counter, and then we ask for their name and donor number. One time, instead of saying “Robert” I hollered “Name and donor number!?” into a full waiting room. Three people started announcing their names and donor numbers before we all realized that I fucked up.

In college, I was a barista at Borders (remember Borders, you guys?!) I once drove through Taco Bell on my way home after a shift. When the cashier said, “okay, that’ll be $5.46!” I cheerfully responded, “Do you have a Borders rewards card?”

I have dealt with so many difficult customers over the years that I used to angrily call my dog “Sir” when I was mad at him.

My first job was at my nearest Panera, and after coming home from a ten-hour Sunday morning shift, I was exhausted; but when my mom called me to come downstairs, instead of replying in the grumpy teenagerish tone I usually would, I said in my cheeriest, fakest voice, “Not a problem at all, let me just check with my manager!” before realizing my mistake.

my coworker went to back up the cash registers one time and she had been at customer service right before. when we finish with a customer we have to sometimes get the attention of the next person and will shout “i can get the next person in line!” but instead of saying that she yelled “HI WHAT CAN I HELP YOU WITH” to everyone in the general area

I have told my dog “no thank you” so many times after working at a preschool

a couple of times i’ve gotten stuck in a hello how are you good how are you good how are you loop with an equally tired Fred Meyer’s cashier after a long shift but the best time was after a 10 to 10 post-holidays after they told me my total, I asked if they would like a bag today and after a confused few seconds they were like, “no… I have the bags”

Worked in a gallery where we asked people to take off their backpacks in order not to accidentally damage paintings. So when I went to the shop later and saw a guy in the line in front of me, I told him he had to remove his backpack. He probably thought I was politely trying to rob him.

I have the bags

working at Starbucks, we’re trained to say thank you to customers when we hand out drinks. I was in DC once and I gave a dollar to a homeless man and when he said thank you I said thank you back to him

i worked at a bank several years ago and was trained to use power words such as absolutely, definitely, and certainly. i cannot tell you how often a friend asks a favor of me and i say, in my customer service voice, “i can absolutely do that for you!” i just accept it at this point.

I live for posts like these.

A VERY IMPORTANT DAY.

@milkbeam

@arohk

It’s okay, I didn’t need to live anyway.

@akiralios I know this is intended for something completely different BUT IT’S US. LMAO.

New pictures of my puppy! This is definitely my favorite picture. Check them out over on my dog blog. Or not. But you’d be missing some cute in your life.