Roskakorin pohja

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

too bad it’s not possible to do anything. but at least there’s music

i have exactly as many hot takes as cold takes which means they average out to one large room temperature take. this is the only way to engage in online discourse and remain morally pure.

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

Concerts will have you staring at the taller person infront of you and thinking Why were you born? Why? Why? Why?