Ummm...

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

Never!

NOT EVEN IN DEATH

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

leontýnka kdyby se jmenovala debrecínka: šunky žálky a co já

I love remarking that a topic is "beyond the scope of this post" on a platform that has no meaningful limit to the length of a text post. Like, it could be within the scope of this post. I could just keep going. I bet some people would like that.

if fermat had tumblr we would have had a proof for the nonexistence of nontrivial solutions for diophantine equations of the form a^n+b^n=c^n for n>2 centuries ahead of schedule

do you love the scope of the post

Hi, I know for a fact that the length of the title of a poll effectively is unlimited in length. On a completely unrelated topic does anyone want to read H.G Welles' The Time Machine?

the discrepancy is not intentional

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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