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"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions

"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually

i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life

#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis

You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird

being really angry at someone who isn't around is so crazy it's like i have an extra the sims style needs bar called "yell at kyle" and it's red but i need to continue doing my job and shit

there's a new social cue coming out. no we're not telling you about it

[sigh] put it on the pile with the rest of them

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

One thing I appreciate about my cat son is that if he, who knows how it feels to be trapped in a room, so much as begins to suspect that I, his father, am trapped in a room, then he will immediately do everything in his meager power to rescue me

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

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