alright, listen, smirky!

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

ryan gosling they could never make me give a fuck about you.

btw, I never unfollow mutuals. oh? you moved on from the fandom we had in common? psh. we don't interact anymore? whatever. you completely forgot about me? irrelevant. I still love you.

You need to stop being 19 as fast as humanly possible no matter what it takes get out of there it’s dangerous and bad for you

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

It's always fun when an author claims their work contains no politics, because either they're blatantly lying, or they genuinely think they're telling the truth and you get a lot of insight into what assertions about human nature they regard as so obviously and self-evidently true as to lie outside the political sphere.

You join a new fandom and you become acquainted with a new flavor of moron you didn’t even know god could make

dick van dyke could be the first known case of immortality we don't know....

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi