They don’t teach you about goat cheese in schools you have to look that shit up to know about it

taking a break from mental health for academic validation

To YOU it's a dream. I can interpret the prophecy though.

those cosmic horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. i get it tho

Every now and then a new celeb pops up out of nowhere and I’m supposed to know who they are. Sorry bud but that’s just a guy.

This is how people feel about you

As they should. Literally everyone is just some guy.

i hate two factor authentication i hate needing my phone to use my computer i hate that the computer has become a secondary piece of hardware that is seen as a peripheral to a phone in the eyes of society i don’t want to log into anything with my phone i should never ever need an app to do anything on my computer and i should be able to have my phone locked in a safe that i’ve dumped into the ocean and still be able to use every single feature of my computer unabated 

TIL, that the fridge is broken so my Refreshing energy drink is not cold and not refreshing - This is the last straw and now i am insane in the head