EVIL juno

give a character your issues it's literally free

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"you can jack off you can eat grapes all else banned" is kind of the post of the summer because literally wtf else are you supposed to do once it’s 30°C outside

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat