You give a Victorian child any modern candy and they probably die of sugar poison.

you get it

Yeah but in this implication we’re traveling back in time, and therefore the child would die due to our diseases.

Wouldn't you die of their diseases?

You give a Victorian child any modern candy and they probably die of sugar poison.

you get it

Yeah but in this implication we’re traveling back in time, and therefore the child would die due to our diseases.

He gassed my dorm while I was at work :(

Tell me why I’m on holiday in Spain at a random mall and they’re selling Batman bath bombs. Superman I can understand but Batman?

Listen everyone should be able to enjoy the bat man’s ass!

Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!

As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake

Do it. It'll be funny.

Honestly? I’ve been thinking more and more about it and what could he do to stop me? The boy’s one second away from passing out in the middle of campas, I could do it easy.

RED ROBIN JUST BROKE INTO MY APARTMENT!!! ABORT MISSION!!! ABORT MISSION!!!!

As a gothamite I love the Waynes and I want nothing but the best for them. … That being said if the Campus coffee shop is out of coffee one more time I will murder Tim Drake

Do it. It'll be funny.

Honestly? I’ve been thinking more and more about it and what could he do to stop me? The boy’s one second away from passing out in the middle of campas, I could do it easy.

……Perry has to be short for something right? But no one at the Planet seems to know what Perry White’s name is?!!??

Probably Peregrine?

…….I don’t know how I feel about that option

... I thought you were talking about the platypus

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

Do you know how often we get invaded by aliens?? There’s a fifth dimensional being that shows up to mess with how our universe works every three months! What part of that is normal??

Wasn’t ‘haven once a nuclear waste land? Besides not even gothamites like to go into Blüdhaven it’s more crime ridden then here!

Exactly! Also it’s in New Jersey so that’s already sus

@inertia-is-a-statue-of-a-man your from keystone right? Anything going on down there?

So I think everyone is in agreement that Gotham is aggressively weird. Like there is something strange going on at all times there. Does that mean there’s a city out there that’s aggressively normal? And we don’t talk or know about it because it’s so normal? And Gotham is so strange it’s normal so would that city be so normal it’s strange?

Do you know how often we get invaded by aliens?? There’s a fifth dimensional being that shows up to mess with how our universe works every three months! What part of that is normal??

Wasn’t ‘haven once a nuclear waste land? Besides not even gothamites like to go into Blüdhaven it’s more crime ridden then here!