mari

unfortunately i doubt that the middle aged ppl at my new job will immediately clock me as a Freak and randomly tell me their deeply held secret passions, sometimes but not always related to writing fanfic that would send my grandmother into cardiac arrest. still have no idea what gave me away at my last one 😭

it took less than an hour for the front desk person to tell me she believes in reincarnation & that if forced to in a saw type game, she'd kill the orthotics guy first (both our bosses would be next, then me, since i'm new & she's not attached yet)

The most beautiful phrase in the whole entire world. Is. What are they gonna do. Fire me?

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems