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being sad and horny is a privilege

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it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library
its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times
The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3
the thing about fiber art that nobody tells you about is that every single kind of fiber art is a gateway drug to other kinds of fiber art.
“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”
are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder
this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years
you’re right, that’s significantly less weird
toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie
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A hypothesized geography.
i bless the bonnie over africa
The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water
the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer
my bonnie lies over the ocean
my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

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Started my new job at a local fabric store yesterday and instantly broke the rule of ‘do not start just start buying fabric.’ Buttttt in my defense. I have a 50% employee discount.
PROJECT HAIL MARY ⁕ quilt 🌈
Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction
the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

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It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
I would watch a whole season of the roulette game changer
Canadian Citizenship rules have changed. Many people who did not previously qualify for Canadian citizenship now do.
The Citizenship act of Canada has been amended with the passing of Bill C-3. It came into effect on Dec 15th 2025.
Previously Canada had a ‘first generation limit,’ meaning that if your parent was born in Canada, you would be a Canadian citizen, but your children would not be Canada if they were also born outside of Canada.
The generation limit has been removed.
If you were born outside of Canada before Dec 15th 2025, and you have a direct ancestor born in Canada (grandparent, great-grandparent, maybe great-great grandparent), you now likely qualify for Canadian Citizenship.

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whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls
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