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I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

oh god the clone escaped

Jimmy

I love saying “my brain went” instead of “I thought” because idk what’s going on up there sometimes I just live here

AAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone

i don’t believe in job applications if i want to work there i will. my first day is monday ill see u then.

Australians really knew what they were doing w the word cunt like they had the vision

You'll get more chances. At friendships. At relationships. At job/school related progress. At following your dreams. At chasing your passions. It's not now or never. There will always be other chances and other opportunities.

Then I disappeared and recreated myself

i love clicking on obvious rickrolls. i see em and say “oh nice, time to give mr. astley a visit :]”