I can never turn my brain off

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

Not only will this ruin a core element of Tumblr, it will make it very difficult to tell where and when a post is getting traction. People are on this website because it isn't Twitter. Making it more like Twitter will turn people away.

The last thing this website needs is a culture of catty twitter-style quote-retweets. This will actively encourage more toxic users to interact with your posts because their traffic will be more difficult to track.

this actively sabotages the core benefit of tumblr over other platforms, the ability to have nuanced longform conversations. this change will make the website drastically worse

the amount of goodwill you could earn with your userbase by saying "okay nvm" right now is astronomical

ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world