i usually care about video games and food.

Babies!

the casual ironic homoeroticism of cis dude gamers is awkward and i’m still unsure why they do it 

In ancient Sparta they used to promote homoromantic relationships within the barracks because it was believed you would fight better if you were fighting for your boyfriend next to you

is this why dudes at the grandmaster rank on overwatch talk about blowing each other

You will never understand a warrior’s bond

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

dwayne the rock johnson talked  about how he had depression one time before he was a successful wrestler and that means that people can finally stop citing winston churchill when they want an example of a famous person who dealt with depression, because dwayne the rock johnson is better than winston churchill in literally every way

winston churchill pros: did that one WWII thing i guess cons: created concentration camps in british africa to violently control population and nationalism, intentionally starved indians and staved India of resources to keep complacency, advocated for further expansion to the empire, terrorized ireland, sympathized with the NSDAP until they invaded dwayne the rock johnson pros: very nice, very strong, loved by all, positive, role model, supportive, ended the war in iraq, supports his mama cons: too strong, could end my feeble life in one punch conclusion: Rock wins everytime

These Hannds……………………

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