Arin? Who the hell is Arin?

the lion does not concern herself with papa

tell the chef i said yum dot com

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

I want all of them except the demon one

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to

aesthetic of the day is fucked up evil castles

To be quite honest with you all I do think that aro/ace-spectrum fans in fandoms where people are desperately inventing crossover ships and humanizing non-human characters in order to have a conventionally attractive guy to ship the main character with, instead of possibly having to enjoy a story with no romance in it, have the right to refer to everyone else as cowards.

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming and me i feel also not so good