I'm Just Going to Apologize in Advance

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

Knowledge is standing on the shoulders of giants. Universities, however, stand on the shoulders of adjuncts.

“you have to stop buying every mug you think is cute” what’s that? i can’t hear you over the sound of all my mugs clinking together in the cabinet as i try to find space for this new mug i bought

maybe in supernatural season 15 they’ll finally figure out whether it’s soup or if it’s natural

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

talking heads was right

how

i do ask myself. how did i get here

the comment sections of facebook links to science articles are my favourite thing in the world