Pee Pee

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

post of the decade

It would be funny if shrimps walked on two feet

yeah kinda like this guy

i can see why this would be funny

i literally cannot drink milk normally i gotta chug

whore

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

reblog if all you know is mcdonald’s , charge you phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie

i don’t pee in the bed but i’ll pee on ya head.. do two things in life i go pee and get bread..

party rockers in the hou

it’s “party rock is”

Okay so the art is BREATHAKING but the lower image is fucking hilarious.