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When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us
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Humans are one of the best vocal mimics on the planet, and second-best of all simians, coming second only to hobbits. One of those little shits can perfectly mimic the sound of your fridge having a spontaneous catastrophic breakdown, and no amount of close personal inspection will fully reassure you that it isn't actually broken. And then you get back to the living room and that fur-footed little cunt is sitting right there on your couch, in your spot.
You have a pet hobbit?
"Pet" is a generous word.
Those little shits are also insanely strong for their size, like chimpanzees. They won't remove you from your spot by force because you both know that there's no way to make that happen without a fight that would risk permanently injuring you, but you also can't remove one from your spot by force once their ass is parked there because you both know that there's no way to make that happen without a fight that would risk permanently injuring you.
minor detail i love about leverage: parker can appear & disappear at will with no rational explanation, but ONLY when it’s played for comedy. in more tense and dramatic scenes, she has to have a known entrance or exit strategy as part of the overall heist plan. it’s like she has the ability to teleport but it’s powered by comedic timing lol.
CLUE (1985) dir. JONATHAN LYNN
thinking about grace making rocky watch alien (i know cliché) but the chestburster scene scares rocky so bad and grace tries to kinda smooth that out by explaining how its supposed to be similar to birth and rocky freaks out more like 'the baby grows INSIDE??? LIKE PARASITE???' bc eridians and everything else on erid lay eggs so internal incubation is such a scary idea to rocky
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Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.
If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.
people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.
And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.
If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.
"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.
But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.
But serving others
is actually more needed
than controlling them.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hey guys.
Contact your reps and senators at full volume right fucking now about KOSA.
Kids Online Safety Act passed the Senate Commerce Committee unanimously on August 5 with its platform duty-of-care provision intact, setting
I am not joking. Pick up the phone after dark and talk to the voicemail if you have to, but MAKE SOME DAMN NOISE.
Updates August 5, 2026: The Senate’s version of KOSA, S. 1748, cleared the Senate Commerce Committee with unanimous support, and will now a
closing statement from an article about being intersex & the possible connection of gender expression and sexuality in intersex individuals, published in The Gay Liberator, 1970s
LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK
however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds
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While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
Why must the future suck SO much?
TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe
A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.
PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.
You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.
Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.
Típico de belgas malinois
Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.
They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate
I can confirm they are.
Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices
oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads
i do very much enjoy that most phm/gracerocky artists have completely forgone the whole "their atmospheres would kill each other" thing just to make them cuddle. with love anything is possible
This has me wondering what kind of little white lies the Eridian song-singers might make up about Grace's anatomy, to make it so they could compose ballads about him and Rocky properly singing together, or maybe even thrumming...
If Eridians thrum as a primary way to problem-solve, then The Story could have a super-epic dramatic moment at Tau Ceti, where the two saviors somehow solve that whole issue by doing a ✨ special unique unprecedented 2-person thrum ✨ through the power of Soulmates and/or Handwavey Alien Bullshit.
My dad is not Japanese, but he did, at one point, have a job that involved gift wrapping, and this is how he does it, too. One piece of tape only. Doesn't matter what shape it is, either. Even items that aren't oblong. It's friggin witchcraft, I swear. Seeing it done doesn't help you learn to do it either.
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"oh ryland. only you would cry over a bunch of rocks."
Kermit the Frog would be an ideal assassin because if caught he would need to be tried by a jury of his peers (Muppets) and you would not be able to find a Muppet who does not have a pre-existing opinion on Kermit the fucking Frog. case thrown out. kermie can kill again. it's easy being green
I don't know, I think his chances are still good on getting out but if the court put in the work they could fill the box.
not letting these tags get away
