arctic yorkshire

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

The instinct when seeing some shit to say "who the hell put this on my dash" and then scrolling up to see beloved mutual's name and icon. And looking the other way peacefully.

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

1bedroom/1bath’s being $1800+…… we have to start lighting landlords on fire. i’m so serious

MILF (Mutual I’d Love Forever)