Gone

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

@ivorytrenchcoat

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

@soap-kid

Me

what the fuck? i thought OC stood for ‘original character’ not ‘own character’

i refuse to change. im going to always think of OC as original character

*pastor voice* but how many of you are kin with… the Lord?

Her mom saying “never mind” always gets me

Forever my fav video

The mom did not give a fuck

MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!

Still one of the best TV clips in history. The drama of it all, so flawless