you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

I won't lie kitten, mommy had to sell the fantabulous flying machine. and the top hat with the gears too

The lion does not concern himself with mod load orders or with mod managers. The lion is going to completely raw dog this shit on vibes alone

The lion's game has crashed nine times in a row

everything's fine and everyone thinks you're hot

i love my beautiful country of It Depends

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

t shirt that says I MISS EVERYONE I WAS EVER FLEETINGLY CLOSE TO SO MUCH THAT IT KILLS

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will