Please give me strenght on my faith in humanity

Ontologically Rayliegh and Shakky's entire thing is fucking buckwild. He's Dark King Rayleigh, formerly the Pirate King Gol D. Roger's main squeeze, he can go to toe with admirals, has conquerors' haki, is feared worldwide, yada yada we all know his skillset and he's just. just slumming it up in the marines' backyard with his hot ass wife who if you put them side-by-side makes him look like just some guy. And SHAKKY. Solid 10,000/10. Former empress of Amazon fucking Lily, objectively one of the hottest women ever, probably on a comparable level with a warlord, and and she's just...running a bar and beating people up in the tourist trap/military outpost/bus station and absolutely not giving a fuck about her bumfuck husband. LIKE. Rayleigh fucks off and hoes drinks and gambles the fuck up and around for months at a time and then comes back to get drunk on her countertops and cry about Roger. And Shakky dgaf. Encourages it even. Like. HELLO? What's wrong with them? Their dynamic is a thing of envy god everyone should want what they have. They're doing it freak nasty with each other at any point of time that's not plot relevant and not just with each other they're swingers you know it I know it. The only couple in the world that's managed to successfully make the open relationship thing work. Every once in a while they get together and go out for a night in the town and bag whatever-up-and-coming flavor of the day is passing by and you know the entire island hears it and feels it. It gets to the point that whenever they are spotted in the general vicinity of a public place of entertainment Marineford goes on red alert for forty-eight hours. Did did I mention they're in the marines' backyard doing all this? Rayleigh is literally within walking distance of some of the most notorious anti-pirate bitches in the world and do they do a single thing about it? NOO. Because they know better than to mess with whatever jimmy buffet casa de mojo jojo shit Rayleigh and Shakky are doing over there in the parking lot. If it's not broke don't fix it and it's fucking annoying as hell to have to put up with the onlyfans cougar live of it all but again no one wants to touch that with a ten-foot-pole. They'd ask Garp to deal with it but Garp can't legally be allowed within a hundred and twenty meters of Rayleigh except for the times when Shakky phones him up and has him go drag Rayleigh's hungover ass back home because she needs her floors cleaned. You know she's always sending Rayleigh nudes that get intercepted by the marines all the time. They've done Kizaru at least twice I'm sure. Gloriosa is no longer on speaking terms with Shakky due several...incidents. The whole thing is. It's wild. It's horrific for anyone with a sense of decency and monogamy and Rayleigh and Shakky are very literally living their best lives give or take some suicidal ideation.

Kim Soleum is everyone makdae and baby! He is scared cat with poker face and so competent but always out push himself too hard. He is team D's baby Roe deer! Team Black Turtle 1's Grape junior! Blue Dragon's Good kid! Alien hivemind always ready to help him! Cool heartless strong big sis also soft on him! Strong rightous heart Mommy adore him! Big bad lazy Wolf protective on him! He canon once become kid! Kitty! Highschooler! Marcot! Everyone want to adopted him or make him join them!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CRUSTACEAN.

this is what im talking about that's fucking horrible. worth noting though that the crustaceans are a broad class of marine animal which include barnacles and such as well as the usual suspects. so the nightmarish vision of a crab evolving into that terrible thing is thankfully not true

IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM @velociraptrix BARNACLES ARE DESCENDED FROM MOBILE LEG HAVING NORMAL ANIMALS. hell world hell world hell world

…Okay, that was unnerving.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CRUSTACEAN.

There's a different species of barnacle, Sacculina, that parasitizes crabs in a similar way to this. It has a very cursed lifecycle and I assume the crab is also having a weird time.

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

"my lord with all your heirs are you not worried of a succession crisis." Said the advisor "trust I have asked them many times and all but two deny the throne." Said the king "my oldest thinks it's his obligation to take it and my youngest thinks it allows her to eat ice cream for dinner."