ur mom

Like. What is the endgame plan here? Just pretend to be pregnant forever? Once people realize there’s no baby you pretend you never acted pregnant at all one day, “no idk what you’re talking about, i never said i was pregnant, i’m sixteen”? Act like it was a prank all along and you got them sooo good? 

I mean if their character isn’t actually pregnant and it’s all just a long con, people should be able to tell now, supposedly four months into the pregnancy when they should be showing by now?

I also can’t help but doubt Mpreg is an established thing that can happen in the universe of the Dream Smp, but since nobody else has…gotten pregnant…and since most people were taken aback that Tubbo could get pregnant (part of the shock factor is that tubbo is sixteen, but that’s clearly not the full extent of people’s confusion, people were under the impression that tubbo was biologically male and the fact that them getting pregnant was an initial shock to people makes me pretty certain mpreg isn’t normal in this universe)

1.) I’m pretty sure the salmon was brought in because a biological female was necessary for reproduction. I don’t think Tubbo used that method for reasons below.

2.) Tubbo was clearly unaware of how reproduction without another human being worked and was rather confused on how Wilbur went about it. He probably didn’t ask Wilbur for more information specifically so he could either go through with it or tell Schlatt he went through with it, but Wilbur was incredibly surprised when Tubbo dropped the whole pregnancy thing on him.

3.) I seriously doubt it’s supposed to be an intentional pregnancy. Weather it’s fake or not. Tubbo is sixteen first off. Secondly in the middle of multiple wars and forming a country is a terrible time to have a baby when you’re in even a semi-important position. Third, Tubbo never mentioned trying to or planning to get pregnant- not even when he first accepted schlatt’s offer to be in high positions in his government did Tubbo mentuon that he was planning to have a kid soon, which implies if it’s real it was an accident or at least if it’s fake he’s acting like it’s an accident. And you can’t go about the canonical methods of non traditional reproduction on accident.

4.) Tubbo is the one pregnant and is telling people he needs a gynecologist, which is an expert on the female reproductive system. When Wilbur had Fundy, if I remember correctly, Wilbur didn’t go through pregnancy. Either way, we can assume there are probably seperate doctors for seperate types of pregnancies- and, well, gynecologists aren’t even always pregnancy doctors, they’re just overall professionals on the female reproductive system. If Tubbo thinks they need one and nobody questions that need then it implies they do probably have a female reproductive system, and for reasons stated above this pregnancy is probably not done in the canonical one person involved way like what Wilbur did.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

here is a carrd for BLM 

here is a carrd for the crisis happening right now in Yemen

here is a carrd for Hong Kong

here is a carrd for Palestine.

here is a carrd for trans rights 

here is a carrd for the terror bill in Philippines. 

here is a carrd with various donation links (for Syria, BLM etc)

here is a carrd for LGBT+ rights

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NOTE: There are many more Carrds under the cut. This post would become too long if I added more and for the sake of easier access, I put the rest under cut!!

"ryuk" is the name of light's tapeworm and everything that happens in dn is a dream/hallucination from when he's in surgery to get it removed.

L is the doctor, Mello and near are medical students observing the procedure, Misa, takada and mikami are nurses, etc.

when threatened, the hairy frog clenches the muscles in its fingers to dislocate the last bones in its joints and force them out through the base of the fingerpad as makeshift claws!