The Phyrexian Eggroll

this is so fucking dope

this is rrally dope

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this is incredibly dope

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Ok that’s actually a pretty good joke, but I’m kind of known among my friends for telling some groaners from time to time so...

“they/them pussy is-” whatever. they/them cock is like the blue potion. from zelda. they/them cock is like when you stand up too quickly and pass out for .0612 seconds and visit the machine elves and they teach you about 3-dimensional numbers

happy WIZARD Penis Wednesday

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

it’s only gay if the slug is looking at us dude 

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

the occult implications of large parts of modern society being okay with "pleather" and "vegan leather" (plastics and micro plastics existing everywhere from placentas to the bottom of the ocean), rather than using the skins of animals who will ultimately die no matter what we do

a sizable amount of people are so unable to cope with the process of life and death, even that of a cow, that they'd knowingly poison their bodies and help poison the earth with fuckin' Forever Trash so they can feel like their hands are clean. wack

victor frankenstein will be like “a terrifying creature is trying to murder me :(“ my brother in christ you sewed him together in your dorm room

that is so fucking funny but MEAN