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it was all a trick and now Aphrodite is my gay wife
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You declared to the heavens that you would never fall in love. Aphrodite hereslf took it as a challenge.
it was all a trick and now Aphrodite is my gay wife

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me : im gonna be productive today ! I’m gonna get some work done and clean up , maybe go out-
my brain :
fellow millenials i just got back from the dentists (fail) and let me tell you. hash tag gingivitis
i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
me making eye contact: oh no……. this feels wrong….. this feels very wrong………. but this is what normal people do right?? right????? is this polite? no this is far too intimate. i feel so intrusive. am i doing it wrong??? am i doing eye contact wrong?? oh god i can’t hear what they’re saying anymore i’ve just been thinking about staring them in the eye for 5 minutes straight. im dying

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what is like…. the Point
making carrie fisher proud
someone finally figured out the meaning of life
I have no mother, I have no father. I just appeared
So.. you spawned?
Huh…. a fellow gamer, not many of us left.
part of growing up is making peace with the fact that you’ll never truly get over your naruto phase

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I’m tryna channel this energy
naruto will have to pry it from my cold dead hands
who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’
scientist: (gazing up at space) scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy
NO
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.
When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT
THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING
I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.
“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!
But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”
okay i’m glad you mentioned the biologist nonsense bc their naming methods are the bane of my existence
I see your astrophysicists-are-shit-at-names and raise you Marine-Biologists-Are-Fucking-Maniacs.
See this beautiful creature?
It’s a carnivorous deep-sea sponge that lives off of Easter Island and never sees the light of day, as it’s about 9000 feet down. Those delicate-looking orbs are covered in millions of tiny hooked spines, which latch onto anything unfortunate enough to bump into it, and hold it in place as it is digested alive by the sponge’s skin. Amazing, beautiful and profoundly creepy. They could have given it so many cool names. Could have drawn on mythology (I think Scylla would have been an appropriate reference), the region it was found in, the textured skin, PHAGOCYTOSIS, anything!
You wanna know what they called it?
PING-PONG TREE SPONGE.
Good job, marine biologists.
there’s a spot on Mars named after my hometown, Winnipeg and the rasional was literally just, “Winnipeg is cold and Mars is cold too”

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Tony, minutes after they defeat Thanos: Hey guys, you hungry? What do you want to eat? It can be anything at all-
Peter: CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
Shuri, without even hesitating: fuCk yOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
Peter and Shuri: *high five each other*
Tony:
Tony: what