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whenever I have buffalo wings I always wipe my hands on my dog and he screams loud as fuckkkkk

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

No im not

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

they hit the fucking ly'lagon

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout