Like, y'know nyaa

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

hoping for transfem ralsei is like losing chess to a dog but the dog is known friends with a bunch of grandmasters and also a dog did recently win a chess tournament kinda and so maybe this dog could have hands so I should see where this goes

microdosing personhood and agency to build a tolerance

girl who quicksaves in front of you and then for the rest of the hangout acts real smug

oh my god it hurts

and it's going to hurt forever

everyone's speculating on whether I was vitamin C or iron deficient or something, but I'm gonna be so real with you: I just wanted lemonade, which I had around because I often do