jester of hearts

memes that get you unfriended by relatives on facebook

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

Yuri on Ice is so funny because it's a 15yo emo kid and a 23yo anxious adult fighting for the same man on International Level Competitions, but it's not cringe because the teenager is the only one beefing seriously while the other guy is just trying to be as gay as possible to charm the public and keep his man.

YES

No, no. I can have one more shot, I swear. I won’t start behaving like a flamboyantly gay pansy stock character in a pre-code film again. I swear. You can trust me. Darling, you must trust me.

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting