Aquarian Lens

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

“I just don’t want that for myself anymore” is a valid reason to stop anything.

some songs are like old friends

They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it

the real danger of spending too much time with friends is you stumble out of ten days of happiness and good food like oh my god THAT was real life. my job means NOTHING

[photo id: altered screenshot from its always sunny in Philadelphia. Dennis is talking to Mac and saying “this is crazy, but I’m reading books again. Like some kind of 14-year-old kid or something. You remember reading, right?” End id]

cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this