may you never forget me

the qr codes are through the links!

@thebestkawaiiwaifu seeing a frankfurter

i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

what

no game has felt worth 60$ since games became 60$

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

is it normal to get that feeling of “i wish i did more with my life” at the age of 22?

ya

astolfo cool

astolfo best

astolfo stole my credit card info

astolfo merely took what is rightfully his