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i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

do none of you own a fucking kettle

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

Yes, and can I get that fictional woman covered in blood? Does that cost extra? No? Perfect. And do I want it to be her own blood or someone else’s, that is a great question. Can I do both? You know what, surprise me. It’s Wednesday and I’m feeling a little adventurous

New sex position: putting a hand on your buddy's shoulder and staring intensely into each other's eyes

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

Pepper Potts come home i miss you

happy pride month to spencer reid

ok but how did he figure it out??? im imagining harley is half joking about spraying him with bug spray every time peter makes fun of him. and then one day they test it out, and peter gets this enormous rash and they run straight to tony.