Proud Supporter Of Apples

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

do you guys every worry about those huge scars in the earth that never heal

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass

Hold on I gotta look something up

hold on i also gotta look something up

its called balls-deep because youve gotta cram them in there

hospital

Sound ON

someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down

no

ok

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

what button

what fucking button