who knew this would be relevant one day

what mouse walks on two legs

mickey

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

donald

no, all of them.

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

Reblog if you think chubby boys are cute

people ask me what im into im just like um idk quiet things alone things

who knew this would be relevant one day

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

If you really get THEM confused…dude. you need help