hardcore to the mega, hardcore to the max.

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

i cannot kill myself because there is music

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

When limp bizkit comes on at the bowling alley and you unleash hatred upon the pins.

we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

Last night was a tubi original

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

It's honestly crazy how a laptop is such an advanced and incredible machine, and yet one of the crucial components to making it work is just an ordinary big ol' fan, and if it stops getting fanned hard enough it'll throw a fit. Egyptian pharaoh type mechanism.

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

Leather fetishes are back in cuz everything is polyester these days.. touching real HQ material in 2026 is enough to give anyone a little sexual zing

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction