holy smokes batman

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

will you ever forgive me

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

“it’s just a coping mechanism” and it’s not even your pain to cope with in the first place

you lot need to start finding better excuses for your asshole behaviour cause how is it a coping mechanism to be making jokes about the epstein files

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

ideal scenario: no measels

huzzah

i will personally shrink down magic school bus style and fight against the measels in one-on-one combat for anyone suffering ✊ ideally no measels for all!!!

ideal scenario: no measels

huzzah