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sometimes the bra is the point of the outfit and i don't need tits to make that point either.

#nsftwt #nsft #i guess??#non binary #nb pride

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i wish people who looked at me wouldn't perceive me as a woman but "maybe a very womanly man" and the "maybe" is also very important here because, truthfully, i am neither and i dont want to be

#non binary

if i have to suck off the ringmaster himself for tickets i'll do it. why are you walking away from me

#i'll be your BLONDE TONIGHT #if THATS WHAT YOU LIKE #STILETTOS AND FISHNETS #IF THAT'S WHAT YOU LIKE!!!#caine tadc #caine my beloved #rip caine #we dont even have a BODY TO BURY. whatever. i look hot in black #the amazing digital circus

muppetshow2026

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

getbentdaily-deactivated2025122

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

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will you ever forgive me

muppetshow2026

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

tobiasdrake

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

#reblog

looking you ( a mosquito) in the eyes as i preparw to take another bong rip. "hey baby you want this meal to be your last?" you will die of cardiac arrest. i cough vuolently

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kittiescatlover

Kitties dont relly have Breeds like doggies do but they have special types like Weird Baby, Angry Head, Sleeper Fatty, Yappy Meower, Orange, Sweetie Playful, and The Creep. If you collect them all, well. You will probably have too many kitties.

b0nkcreat

you can collect them like pokeymans

kittiescatlover

Wow this is actually a perfect drawing of some of the types of kitties. Thank you

#reblog #got a mix between a sleeper fatty and yappy meower #unapologetically loud and i wouldn't trade her for anything in the world #deaf and very vocal #so she cannot even hear herself #old and cuddly #i need to go home and see my baby..

zybilna

White boy CONFUSES Mexican restaurant staff by ordering in perfect Mandarin.

#reblog

kosmogrl

“it’s just a coping mechanism” and it’s not even your pain to cope with in the first place

kosmogrl

you lot need to start finding better excuses for your asshole behaviour cause how is it a coping mechanism to be making jokes about the epstein files

#reblog

somebody come get their dog

#iron lung #the creature......

3000s

what the hell did i do

3000s

home goods blocked me

3000s

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

#reblog

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lighting my joint with burning pre calc homework i dont need anymore call that smoking math

princemolder

My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.

#reblog

hey man i found your sock, you left it in my room. yeah. do you want it back or do you want me to chew on it now that i've found it? shake it around a bit maybe? run off with it, dig a hole in the backyard, and bury it with the others? you'll never find them. you'll never find them all.

cat shit on the carpet. woe is me

dismalspectre

i'm like if a hedonist didn't derive pleasure out of anything

#why was i made out of shame

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appl3critter

ideal scenario: no measels

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huzzah

appl3critter

i will personally shrink down magic school bus style and fight against the measels in one-on-one combat for anyone suffering ✊ ideally no measels for all!!!

appl3critter

ideal scenario: no measels

appl3critter

huzzah

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