the best thing about not being popular in the kpdh fandom is knowing that rei ami will never find the one (1) polytrix fic i wrote.
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will byers stan first human second

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the best thing about not being popular in the kpdh fandom is knowing that rei ami will never find the one (1) polytrix fic i wrote.
PLS PLS PLS LET THIS BE A PRANK ISTG

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i saw some fanart of masc!cait a while back and the concept of cait being trashy masc has been weighing on my mind quite a bit ever since… like we KNOW it’s canon she has the community strap but imagine cait in some baggy oversized jeans that are sagging so much that you could see the hem of her boxers and her harness… oh girl…
oh, the throes of being queer in an unaccepting family and loving them regardless…
usagi i love you so much and thank you araki for touching on this topic
thinking about watching your girlfriend cheat with your best friend...
you should’ve been mad.
furious.
enraged, even.
you could crash out right now in the middle of the night, and it would be completely justified.
that’s how any normal person would react to seeing their roommate devouring the fuck out of their girlfriend right on their kitchen counter.
and yet…
there was no anger nor malice in the way you observed the scene before you.
there was the initial shock, of course.
then confusion,
but now… curiosity.
your girlfriend ellie almost never let you top her; the opportunity only arose whenever she was exceptionally needy for you... or drunk.
yet here she was, slim fingers tangled in your roommate abby's hair as she ground desperately against her face. her eyes were squeezed shut, jaw slack as hushed whimpers escaped her lips.
ellie looked too damn good getting fucked on that counter, the thin sheen of sweat making her skin glisten. it was clear she was holding back her moans so as to not be heard by you, but you could still hear the pretty sounds she let out.
abby must've hit a particularly sensitive spot, because ellie let out a loud whine, causing abby to stop.
"are you trying to get us caught?"
ellie shook her head, chest heaving as she caught her breath. "no... s-sorry..."
abby grabbed the back of ellie's thighs, lifting her slender legs onto her shoulders.
"it's like you don't even care about your girlfriend catching us," abby mused, "but you'd probably like that, wouldn't you? her watching me absolutely fucking ruin you..."
you bit your lip, your hand finding its way into your pajama pants. oh, if only they knew...
ellie let out a sharp gasp as abby went down on her once more, both hands tangling in her hair now. your fingers found your clit, and you shuddered at the sensation through the wet patch in your underwear. it wasn't even the scene before you that turned you on the most; it was the fact that they were unknowingly putting on a show just for you.
your fingers quickened on your clit, a soft sigh escaping you. fuck, they were both so hot, abby's shoulder and back muscles tensing as she held up ellie's legs, ellie's lithe form twitching with each pass of abby's tongue; both women inadvertently playing their parts in assisting you reach your high.
you slapped a hand over your mouth as you came, knees buckling as your orgasm washed through you. your vision blurred, but you could make out the sound of ellie falling over the edge as well, cracked whimpers forced out of her each time her body convulsed.
you didn't stick around for the aftermath, silently creeping back into your room and plopping onto your bed.
a little while later, you could hear ellie quietly entering the room, the mattress dipping as she slipped into bed next to you.
"els?" you whispered, feigning grogginess. "where'd you go?"
"just needed to grab some water," she lied easily, wrapping her arm around you from behind.
you hummed, a sudden idea popping into your mind. you turned so that you were facing her, before slotting your knee between her legs and pressing your body flush against hers. she let out a gasp, surely as she was still very sensitive from her earlier adulterous activities.
but of course she wouldn't say anything to you.
you grinned, pressing a kiss to her cheek. "good night, baby."
"g-good night..."
Michael B. Jordan, Wunmi Mosaku, Delroy Lindo PEOPLE MAGZINE
michael b jordan is soooo lucky he got to play wunmi mosaku’s lover

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OH AMO MY BABY… I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HATE YOU BUT I CAN’T, I JUST CAN’T… AMO COME GIVE ME A HUG MY SHAYLAAAA🥺🥺🥺😖😖😖😖💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀
(you guys don’t understand, i’ve never felt so maternal and protective over a character before like she is LITERALLY my adoptive daughter tffff)
pov: every (and i mean EVERY) EJAE interview
interviewer: so aside from kpdh, i hear you’ve written some of the most popular kpop songs, which ones would our viewers know you from?
EJAE: have you listened to female kpop from the last 10 years?
interviewer: e-excuse me…?
EJAE: i have written every girl group song… ever
interviewer: omg really?!
EJAE: yes… fun fact i also co-composed for beethoven but he couldn’t tell you that because he was deaf.
interviewer: w-wait are you-?
EJAE: [pulls out phone to show her demo of Symphony No. 5] we were going to add vocals but then i figured it was pointless… since he was deaf
interviewer: oh my gosh you weren’t lying…
EJAE: why would i lie… i’m EJAE.
(shoutout mother EJAE)
"Are you racist towards gingers?" "Yes"
context please…?
(also ginger isn’t a race… it’s a hair color…)
now i’m not typically one for rarepairs, but i’m actually very shocked at the nonexistence of prism x blonde blazer content, especially since prism seems to have this unexplained adoration of blonde blazer
prism almost exclusively refers to her as “miss blazer”
when blonde blazer shows up to help during dispatching, prism is the only one on z-team that gets excited (she literally starts fangirling)
during the final battle against shroud, she literally goes out of her way to create a large prism (badum tss) above shroud’s head so that blazer can blast that shit and creating one of the best tag team moments, and blazer is THE ONLY ONE she does that for (and that’s not even the only tag team moment they have in that fight)
blazer is the one of the only few in the game prism doesn’t cuss out/make fun of
prism’s powers also seems to be the least villain-like, but honestly that’s just my own opinion
and if im blind and prism x blonde blazer content does exist can someone pls tag me bc i need that rn
as a fanfic writer… it’s a canon event.

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(un)fortunately the tiger!rumi agenda has gotten to me because i genuinely believe whenever one of the girls sees her laying down with her stomach exposed they will jump at the opportunity to give her belly rubs just to make her purr and kick her leg.
does it annoy rumi at times? of course, but that doesn’t make it any less adorable.
huntr/x as kids wanting to have a sleepover so mira tells rumi to ask celine but rumi pulls the typical “no you have to ask her because if i ask she’ll say no but if you ask she’ll say yes”
so the deploy zoey to ask and of course celine says yes (mostly because the honmoon is going crazy at all three hunters being together)
later in the night the three of them burst into celine’s office to show her a dance they made to one of the sunlight sisters’ songs (because that’s what girls do at sleepovers ofc) and honestly it’s so bad and celine is lowkey annoyed at the fact she’s being pulled away from her work for this, but she’s also super happy deep down because they remind her so much of her own group😭😭😭
the best thing about not being popular in the kpdh fandom is knowing that rei ami will never find the one (1) polytrix fic i wrote.
Random Omegaverse Starters/Prompts
This is my first time doing anything like this. Please if you don’t think any of these are good, feel free to tell me and I will fix them or try again. Thank you loves. <3
- Omega accidentally getting the wrong dry cleaning after trying it on and having to find the Alpha that it belongs too by the information the dry cleaners give them and the scent still left on the clothes.
- “Hey! You didn’t have to save me ya’know. Just because I’m an Omega doesn’t mean I’m weak! I could handle myself.”
- Alpha asks a friend or a random Omega to be their plus one to a family event so their traditional family doesn’t even them lip for still being single.
- Alpha is out and about when they catch the scent of an Omega in heat. When they trail it and find the Omega, they’re surrounded by unwanted Alphas. Knight in shining armor comes to the rescue.
- “I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but my heat is about to start and I could really use some help right now.”
- Omega helping an Alpha pick out clothes at the store for a new outfit.
- “This is not a place for a tiny Omega to be this late at night.”
- Omega goes to an Alpha, who doesn’t look too menacing, and clings on them to get away from another creepy Alpha/Beta.
- Beta friend setting up friends on a date.
- “God, you smell ridiculously good.”
- “I smelled you from across the room and I gotta say, you have the best scent in the history of scents.”
- Alpha randomly hugging an Omega that doesn’t have a jacket on outside as it starts snowing.
- Alpha or Omega scenting an Alpha/Omega on the bus or train, stuttering and blushing as soon as they are caught red handed.
- Drunk one nightstand with accidental bonding or mating marks.
- Alpha goes into rut and the closest Omega comes to save them before they cause any damage.
- Omega following the scent of an Alpha unconsciously and snaps out of the daze when he bumps into his or her back.
- Omega trying to get some heavy things out of their car and Alpha comes to help before they blow out their back.
- Omega gets a sperm donor and pregnant, and curiously contacts the father/mother to tell them they are welcomed in the pup(s) life(lives).
- “I’m stressed out, I gotta nest and cuddle. Please come over?”
- “I tried to recreate that dessert you made that one time, and now I have something that looks like oatmeal and not cake batter. Send help?”
- Alpha finding an Omega crying and automatically offers to comfort them and fight the reason that they are crying.
- Alpha bumping into an old Omega crush from school, then stammers as they try to ask them about life.
- “You’re not like other Omegas, are you?”
- “I love you, screw an arrange bonding!”
- “I want you to be the father/mother of my pups, and no one else.”
- Alpha courting the Omega, but not doing it in a romantic way. So they start gifting the Omega toothpaste and socks.
- Omega taking it upon themselves to court an available Alpha. Getting the attention of the Alpha with no problem whatsoever.
- “An actual puppy is just practice for a real pup!”
- Alpha’s parents arrange their bonding to an Omega.
- Omega asking an Alpha to take them home from a party because they are scared by how many people are there.
- “I need a heir, I know you will be a wonder mother/father. Please help me make a baby.”
- Omega is a doctor and Alpha is a nurse. They always get made fun of by their peers, until they find each other sad in the break room.
- “Why do you have a fake bonding mark?”
- “My ex-boyfriend is here, please scent me before he tries to do something towards me.”
- Alpha asks friends out to eat, Beta friend tells everyone to stay home, but the Omega so Alpha/Omega can have an impromptu date.
- Alpha is a single parent and needs to hire an Omega nanny to help them out with their Omega/Beta child.
- “You’ll make an amazing mate one day, I know I’d be honored to be bonded to you.”
- Omega trying to flirt with an Alpha, but getting too nervous and run away. Only to have the Alpha chase after them to make sure they are okay.
- Alpha goes feral for whatever reason, Omega steps in to calm them down before they are tranquilized and taken away.
Pregnant widowed Omega calls a friend or service to have an Alpha come comfort them since their previous mate is dead.
Again, tell me if you like these or think if these are dumb. I need to know to fix them and make them less shitty.
I hope you do like them though. Thank you loves.
any suggestions for my next alpha!vi x reader?
🌊💥 black caitvi for blacktober
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the lioness keeps the bleach soundtrack on repeat while lifting weights (anima rossa by pornograffitti is peak)
HUNTR/X LIVE DEBUT ✨ GOLDEN IS THE NEW PLATINUM
my girls🥹🥹🥹