citizen of earth

here he comes

Can anyone cover my shift on Sunday

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

send me the chubbiest kitten

i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

This whole post is a big big big mood

where’s the link op

here you go you heathens

My toes say I’m the creative type.

the toes have spoken

Just handed over my foot data to the deep state, but they told me i have confident, capable and successful feet so it’s all good.

a latte most vanilla