Consent is sexy

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ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

@shittysawtraps

if i saw this person i would physically be unable to stop myself from getting kyle camden archvillan drawn in a saw trap. and yes i am aware that that would mean pulling up a picture of the cover art of a 2010 middle grade supervillain book in public. but i am willing to take the social hit.

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

get ain'ted stupid

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory