𝔟𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔶 𝔟𝔞𝔟𝔶

don’t look at me with those pretty eyes, I’m gonna forget how to speak

sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen

RIP Jonathan Joss 

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

Ever since I was a little girl I always wanted to get hit by a car in a way that would make me a lot of money

the worst thing about 4.99 purchases is that one is fine. but if you do two of them you spent ten bucks. and ten bucks these days is like fifty bucks. if youre fucking lucky