Apollyon Orange

I like how the comics just show how much Alfred clearly was a proper sas gentleman spy type as well as like everyone just assumes he’s a fucking wet towel and the place has no guns and he just whips it out cause he stacked bodies unlike bitch boy Batman

@ivan-fyodorovich alfred CCin’ the C96

an appropriate choice

No one is supposed to enjoy February. You’re not even supposed to think about it. It’s a practice in stoicism. mind your own business and just let it pass. Lock your doors and windows. Speak in quiet tones

Do Not Look February In The Eye

February ends on Sunday. Rb for good luck in March

Speak softly and you may yet live to see it. 

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

HES A WHAT

taylor swift and ed sheeran are inextricably linked in my mind because both of them do this thing over and OVER again where they release a song, and the first time i hear it on the radio i think to myself "oof, this one's.... not very good. stale, no hook or catchy tune, lyrically flaccid, beatless and joyless. guess this one's gonna be a Big Flop :/" sometimes the song is even legitimately annoying and Unpleasant to listen to, like it grates on my brain and makes me change the station. and then, without fail, the song rockets to the top of the charts and stays there for like 30 weeks, gets played on every radio station four times an hour for the next year and a half, eight million straight couples dance to it at their weddings,

This may be the greatest writing on D&D of our lifetimes. I know it looks like a lot, but please read it, you will be so happy and you will either begin to understand D&D or else recognize this rightness in your SOUL.

this is so deeply correct i may never stop nodding

This is so, so accurate!

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again

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Btw, how the FUCK did Detective Pikachu not get anything for special effects??? How the fuck did ROCKETMAN NOT GET NOMINATED FOR COSTUMES?!?