IDK MAN

It took me a full minute to realize that’s actually the inside of a refrigerator and not a super sci-fi looking minimalist kitchen.

What is going on here

The Shining, But Cold

cranberry sauce

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

the meatloaf is in

The Oliviabot has been sent from the future to warn us of a terrible calamity, but we’ll never understand her message because she can only communicate one word at a time.

america

what on EARTH would be the purpose of a publicly viewable group chat 

me, talking with my friends: this is great but i’d really like it better if we had a silent and unknowable audience watching us all the time

this kid tried to sell me a newspaper . hes got a flat cap with burn marks on it. he watches other kids at the candy store and cries bc he dropped his only tuppence into the storm drain

Good post, OP. But Imma add that any girlfriend who gets unreasonably angry about you having female friends or forbids you from hanging out with/talking to them isn’t worth your time. You don’t belong to her.

This applies to wlw as well. Wlw aren’t pure uwu babies and can be abusive to their partners just as much as men.

creepypasta is so fucking funny all of us were like 9 and saw a dog and were like thats fucked up and evil