Apolla Savre

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

nothing more special than the parasocial relationship between you and your friend’s cat

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

An appropriate thing to say if you don't know if someone is fasting or not (and it's not of your business whether they are or aren't) is "Have a meaningful Yom Kippur".

Yom Kippur starts on Sunday night, and ends Monday night. (September 24-25th, 2023) Many Jewish holidays are happy. This is not one of them. Yom Kippur is a solemn holiday. Your Jewish friends may be in synagogue essentially the entire day (especially if they're more observant, or part of the Conservative or Orthodox denominations). There's a lot of self-reflection and the entire day has a very serious tone.

Reblogging again with this resource for people who want more detail on what to say and why https://jewishunpacked.com/yom-kippur-greetings-what-to-say-to-your-jewish-friends-on-yom-kippur/

Image description: In an Autumnal color palette, a drawing of a tiny griffin hardly larger than the nearby apples and pomegranate fruits. The griffin holds a wooden ladle of honey in its claws. The signature on the corner says Erin Roseberry 5780. Description ends.

the “pleasure to have in class” to overly active tumblr user pipeline

Reblog if you were a pleasure to have in class

i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

she fecundate my coitus until I conclude

This is what gets me. The writers and actors aren’t asking for much but these CEOs are digging their heels in

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

Mothltav