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... i sincerly apologize to my family for giving them these poorly wrapped presents.

Luis: I'll do you one better-

How to convince someone to read Magnus Chase? Let them read the names of the chapters.

No seriously, I keep imaging him like his current (HP4 - HP7) look but he didn't look like that. Probably. So when he was the Dark Wizard for the 1st time, was he hot?

I've been trying to wrap this present for 30 minutes. The result is marvelous.

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Okay, so my younger sister was reading Attack on Titan manga and she found this. She immediately called me that she has found Hannibal. I’m freaking out, they look alike and my sister has noticed this. She doesn’t even watch Hannibal.

Okay, so recently I've been rewatching the Game of Thrones and my younger sister (13) wanted to start watching this show. So I've let her. She likes the show very much. Or maybe too much. Now we're at the "Ramsay and Reek" part. She loves those scenes where Ramsay tortures Theon and then he calls him Reek. Long story short - Now she's pretending that she's Ramsay and I'm Reek. It's starting to be a little creepy because whenever she calls me by my true name and I turn around, she hits me because my name isn't "Jana" but "Reek". She also comands me, hits me and once she has even bitten me. My paretns are beginnig to think that we have some mental issues. So if you know that your sibling is rather creepy by nature, never let them watch Game of Thrones!

Few days ago I was in aeroplane, reading a book. There were 2 ladies (about 30+ years old) sitting next to me. They were chatting. I am 16 but I look like a small sweet 12-13 years old kid. I was wearing a pink dress with flowers. Then suddenly the one who was sitting closer to me, asked me kindly: "What are you reading?" "Silence of the lambs." I answered innocently. Both of them went silent.

idea how is this old joke so overused

So I’ve been reading those profiles in 13th Death Note manga and something has shocked me a little. LIGHT YAGAMI Likes: Justice Dislikes: Evil Woow… He sounds like a very smart and good person. He likes justice and dislikes evil…So interesting… L LAWLIET Likes: Sweets Dislikes: Socks Seriously… What the fuck?

I’ve always been trying to get my younger sister into K-pop. She has always said that the ‘Chinese music’ is weird... Well, today i caught her listening to Black pink’s new MV. She’s in trap. Now, she can’t escape. 

Me: * opens death note yaoi fanfiction

I don't know why I made this but that grandpa from Boku no Pico is the best..

Me after Sherlock ep3 s4