compress me into a zip file, I need to feel alive

I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them

Making home brew wasteland birth control and/or testosterone at a chemistry station out of some random stuff you found in a subway station. No need for atomic Becky’s janky tampons after that.

Atomic Becky of course has an issue with homebrew testosterone. Not because she’s transphobic but because there’s less people buying her questionable tampons.

h- hopital

The hospital is overrun with super mutants so good luck with that

How I post when I don't know the Followers of the Apocalypse are right there and can solve this problem for free.

Not everyone lives near the followers of the apocalypse. Some of us are still raiding zombie infested Walmarts for some Tylenol.

funny post and all but this is genuinely an issue with Bethesdas Fallout. It's like time stands still in the years immediately following the nuclear war. People are living in scrap metal hovels and scavenging crumbling supermarkets for neccessities, even though supposedly 200 years has passed? There's no sense of human progress, rebuilding, evolution. it's one of the reasons new vegas is better. there's still ruins and shit but people are doing agriculture, running businesses, developing a new world. the old is still very much there but it's not all there's to it.

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

Goodnight, and rest in peace, Marjane Satrapi. Thank you for your work and your voice. May we hear you.

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man