my nostalgia for circa 2010 club music is hysterical to me. i was not at “the club” in two thousand and ten, i was at home on the family computer singing along to “like a G6” as if i wasn’t in the G6th fucking grade

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to have life experiences that were so utterly different from everyone else in my age group

“i had my first boyfriend in high school & snuck into clubs & did so many other crazy things!” good for you. i was indoors hyperfixating on something for weeks on end

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

oh cool it's decemeber! *grieves & grieves & grieves & grieves &*

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made