everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

trying to gently rip open the ribcage of that one friend who's just a little bit too nonchalant for deep human connection 🤣🤣

actually there's separate ones for each century after the 17th which i feel might be a little overkill

the lion is concerned. like the lion is really anxious

psychosis needs to lose its negative connotation, its a thing that happens. you are far closer to psychotic episodes than you think and we need to all know how to deal with them properly

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

I grew up in an evangelical Christian environment where I'd often see people introduce pithy little story as something a pastor said, so its funny to see how often "my therapist" is invoked in basically the exact same way