beautiful soul

Speaking from person experience, regality is more than just a title. Those who have the title may not always act befitting it, and those without one may have the most royal tendencies of them all; a quick way to tell is to look out for the people who move through life and any given circumstance with poise, class, and confidence. Intellect is also highly important, obviously, as is an outwardly neat appearance. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and a regal person is aware that they’re likely being beheld at all times.  

Jane: I still don’t know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

Jane: I realize that is more than you need to know, but I will have my thoughts known on the subject.

Dizzy: I am a responsible adult now! Last night, I went to a party, and I totally tied up my hair before I puked!

Sookie: It’s 3pm, do you know where your mother is? 👀

Mal: Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?

Mal: I was letting Evie use me as a test dummy and I'm pretty sure she Zapped a picture that showed WAY more than I ever wanted anyone to see.

Angelina: Babies are fussy because there's poopy in their diapers and I LONG AGO figured out what foods make my tummy hurt so that I avoid the risk of NEEDING a diaper!

Angelina: I have to go open a BANK ACCOUNT! Because apparently I've been just keeping cash in my closet for TOO long for someone who's been working for like three years now.

Anthony: They're also fussy for no reason sometimes though. Or at least, it appears to be for no reason to a reasonable viewer like me. I'm sorry, but that's life, my dear sister.

Harriet: I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

Harriet: I'm unsure whether to be flattered or to threaten to cut their hand off, truly.

Anthony: Isn't that what your pirate compatriots are for? Cutting hands off of your enemies?

Gaston: Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me.

Gaston: BUBBLES COME OUT OF YOUR CLOTHES BRO, I swear!

Angelina: I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet.

Angelina: I'm supposed to be the baby forever!!! You said so yourself! So why do I have to do GROSS GROWN UP THINGS?

Nadia: That first part sounds like, kind of the same as here. Although I bet your music was super different without any WiFi; did anyone throw anything good away for you guys to listen to? I wish I'd thought about it sooner, I would have donated so much dumpster music. Ugh, it seems like bad things happening in closets is universal, I guess. Usually it's where we force randos to kiss here, though, not where we try to like, bite their legs off with metal.

Given that Auradon’s current society is based on not judging one generation for the sins of those past, I don’t think it’s unreasonable to be of the opinion that my younger relatives and I deserve what’s rightfully ours: our titles. I’ve been raised with just as good of manners as any other lords here in Auradon and hopefully, even without the title, everybody can see that in me.

I have no opposition to dating princesses. Connections form where they do, regardless of class position which is how a lord like me can end up with feelings for a pirate of all people and they’re are meant to be explored. I have good manners and good breeding, and I would put forth a lot of effort into any relationship, so I’d think that I’m a catch for anybody, princesses included.

They’re far more likely to happen in movies than in real life. And then, even if they do happen, the best of relationships can’t be predicted from how they started; their merit comes from how they grow. 

@angelinatremaine is what I’d call a chip off the old block. She’s not interested in business like I am, but she does has an entrepreneurial spirit; I’ve long been proud of her for working at Crownbucks when most people her age decide not to focus on securing a more financially stable future, and now she’s gone ahead and landed a job at Sound Bites, which is a solid establishment to invest time and effort into. She’s so smart about pursuing her passion and she’s doing an amazing job of it, if her newest employment is any indication. I’ll always support my sister in all of her endeavors and while our parents and their mother have a complicated relationship, I’m sure she knows that our relationship as brother and sister is thoroughly simple -- I’m in her corner, always. I know she can hold her own but she’ll never have to handle anything alone.

@dizzybydesignx has ambitions that I completely support; she’s known for her artistic flair and her eye for color and the fact that she’s almost made a name for herself already at such a young age is very impressive. I’m not surprised that our family is known for their work ethic and talents, but that’s not what makes me love us so much. I love my family simply for the fact that they’re my family. 

They have a time and a place, like most other articles of clothing, but in my opinion? If we could phase bowties out of all times and places, the world would be a much more fashionable place.

Being ghosted has never happened to me, but I don’t think it’s something anybody would enjoy, myself included. There’s just something so undignified about a person having such little respect for you that they think they could just vanish and that would be acceptable. That’s why finding a partner who’s stable and dependable is so important, because putting the energy into loving somebody who could just vanish would be devastating. 

Nadia: Oh gosh, what were Isle parties even LIKE? I heard rumors about like, bear traps in fur coat closets, and other than that I've heard like, nothing about them.

Nadia: I'm sure it will be too, although there'll obvi be a lot of other great princesses in there too. I'm sure you'll be able to pick the right one, though. You are totes brilliant, after all.

Anthony: It was very underwhelming. We fit as many of us as we could into a room and listened to music, bobbed for apples, danced sometimes, pranked each other when we could. Nothing too fancy. Cruella's closet definitely had bear traps to protect the furs, and people may or may not have thrown people in.