i wanna see you be brave

Jane: You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out, and this is probably a question you hear far too often, but were you asleep during all of that?

Jane: Not that you needed to know that first thing in the morning, sorry.

Jane: I realize that is more than you need to know, but I will have my thoughts known on the subject.

Jane: You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask. It was truly the most bizarre thing I have ever witnessed.

Jane: This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? Because I don't. I don't think I've ever been in this part of town, actually. Which is weird. I thought I'd been in every inch of Auradon City.

Jane: I'm only asking because I'm genuinely curious, but it sounded like you were yelling at the kitchen sponge and asking for the Krabby Patty secret formula... were you drunk? Can fairies get drunk? And if you weren't, are you alright or do I need to worry about some kind of quarter-life crisis?

Jane: I am literally ashamed of what I would do for a Klondike bar and that's a sentence I never thought I'd say. I don't even like ice cream!

Jane: I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.

Jane: Very true! In fact, I had an unused notebook that I found buried underneath everything that's been tossed into my nightstand drawer and I really needed a new one so it worked out perfectly! The banana peels though, that doesn't sound very sanitary or practical to carry around for a long time.

Jane: I've come to the conclusion that the Marie Kondo method of cleaning does not work. It's not my fault everything sparks joy, so if that's the criteria for whether or not I should get rid of things, I'm not getting rid of anything.